Man Fieri's apple pie sizzling canine for the 'Subject of Goals' recreation is a culinary abomination that should be destroyed

It could be excessive time to question the mayor of Flavortown.

Man Fieri, web sensation, culinary evil genius and host of “Man’s Grocery Video games,” is again at it once more, this time with a brand new abomination along with Chevrolet, simply in time for a particular baseball occasion this week.

Fieri, lengthy recognized for his over-the-top recipes (and reveals [and hair]) is bringing a brand new concoction to the “Subject of Goals” matchup between the White Sox and Yankees on Thursday: The apple pie sizzling canine. We repeat: The apple pie sizzling canine.

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Someplace round “canned apple pie filling,” this recipe takes a left flip from the charming “Flavortown” to metropolitan nightmare “Gutbust Metropolis.”

Actually, there’s nothing too nefarious about this: The flaky pie crust appears fairly appetizing, bacon jam is all the time a plus and who does not like a great frankfurter? 

There’s nothing extra American than baseball, sizzling canines and apple pie (and, now, morbid weight problems), however this recipe is the very epitome of: “Your scientists have been so preoccupied with whether or not or not they might, they did not cease to suppose if they need to.”

Clearly, there’s some wiggle room to debate whether or not the apple-pie-dog could be good, and few query absolutely the authority of Fieri, with Twitter taking sides on whether or not to devour the Frankenstein’s monster of meals:

Every single day, we stray farther from God’s gentle.

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